Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars

April 15 2009, 6:16pm

Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US DollarsSource: http://www.theonion.comTreasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.    Good thing most of my money is not held in paper bills! (I keep it all in a giant jar of pennies.)